What Your Fantasy Old Movie Boyfriend Says About You

These are 100% true, based on countless hours of exhaustive research. Also, yes, you are always allowed to have more than one.

Cary Grant:
You are an intelligent and sensible person who has been brought up correctly and has excellent taste.

Humphrey Bogart:
You probably think you can change him. Because you just know, deep down...

James Stewart:

All you really want out of life is the simple things. Nothing wrong with that.

Fred Astaire:

You are probably a dancer. Or you're just super elegant.

Paul Newman:

You have eyes.

Gregory Peck:

You really just have a fixation on father-figures. It's okay, you can admit it. Or maybe you just like cheekbones?

Marlon Brando:

You like bad boys. Because they're so sensitive. Even if they slap you around, it's just because they've got feelings, you know? And leather jackets. Because you're probably into leather, too.

Henry Fonda:

You always like good guys, even when they're kind of pricks. Maybe... it's kind of a turn-on, actually? And you feel kind of weird about it? Because everybody else likes Marlon Brando?

Tyrone Power:

You like art, architecture, nature, and any hobby where you get to look at beautiful things.

Errol Flynn:

You are maybe a Disney princess.

Gary Cooper:

You appreciate fine things and you don't particularly want conversation.

Orson Welles:

You do particularly want conversation.

Montgomery Clift:

You are a) gay and b) super tragic. Or are c) Elizabeth Taylor. Which is kind of like a) and b) but female.

Gene Kelly:

You like bodies. And people who know what to do with their bodies.

William Powell:

You are simply too sophisticated for words, so you'll just down a martini and fire off a clever bon mot.

Clark Gable:

You probably really like Gone With the Wind, don't you? Admit it.

Leslie Howard:

Oh my god you like Gone With the Wind SO MUCH.

Ronald Colman:

You think things are always more romantic when they're British.

Charles Boyer:

You think things are always more romantic when they're French.

James Mason:

You are an intelligent, educated person who, despite your best interests, always seem to be attracted to guys you think are trying to kill you. And you really like Victorian lit. At least the Brontës.

Laurence Olivier:

You also like Victorian lit, but probably prefer Jane Austen.

Rudolph Valentino:

You are really super old school and dramatic, and you probably fantasize about dying for love. Or at least dying for love in a movie.

James Dean:

You have SO! MANY! FEELINGS! Ohmigod so many.

Rock Hudson:

You... are so gay. I mean, you are the gayest. If you were any gayer, you'd be Mae West.

Joel McCrea:

So you know when a guy is really, superbly attractive and has absolutely no idea how hot he is? You like that.

Fred MacMurray:

You've probably always had a crush on the boy from back home even though you didn't stick around for him, you know? But you like to reminisce, at least.

Randolph Scott:

You maybe kind of like country boys even though you feel you shouldn't because come on, seriously, but then you remember he was Cary Grant's "roommate" and you congratulate yourself on having excellent taste.

Spencer Tracy:

I guess you're... Katharine Hepburn?

John Wayne:

You are probably very old. Okay, maybe you're just conservative? Or outdoorsy? Or just really into traditional gender roles and your favorite actress is probably June Allyson? Or maybe you're just my Grandma. Hi, Grandma.

Dirk Bogarde:

You are my new best friend. Seriously. Let's do lunch.